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@AllieGoertz So sorry. about 2 months ago in reply to AllieGoertz
If this site crashes you can find me at your mom. about 2 months ago
Tomorrow is going to be a bad day. I give you permission to start smoking again. about 2 months ago
@blacksab67 @Fieldingedlow No way. Last tour perfect. End on a high. about 4 months ago in reply to blacksab67
It’s a hard day for us Sarah Paliin fans, but I’m excited to see what she fails at next! about 5 months ago
@ritchied A goddamn artist you are. about 7 months ago in reply to ritchied
Dear Bruce, you’re only 3 right now, but someday when you’re older and scrolling through my tweets, I want you to k… https://t.co/1aYEn8p4hV about 7 months ago
At this point, “Idiocracy”is aspirational. about 8 months ago
For the past 33 years, I have thought about the "they fuck you at the drive-thru" Joe Pesci speech from Lethal Weapon 2, every single day. about 8 months ago