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Twenty-five years ago I asked this woman to marry me… she said no. Haven’t really seen or talked to her since. https://t.co/a0wuH5Du6n about 5 days ago
The dumbass who said “never go to bed angry” must have been tired af. about 1 week ago
I was also down all day today, but as per usual Facebook gets all the attention. about 2 weeks ago
10,000 Maniacs is the best name for a band in the history of music. Why not 100,000 maniacs? 1000? Perfection. about 1 month ago
After we’d chased them away, we looked up and saw a couple of cops watching the whole thing. Carl and I both though… https://t.co/gfRBXE3K0g about 1 month ago in reply to bsfinkelstein
When we saw tourists at ground zero posing for selfies, we ran at them, yelling, “RUN! RUN!” This was still back wh… https://t.co/3fK97dbF3G about 1 month ago in reply to bsfinkelstein
The only good thing about that job was that a few times, me and this other temp dude, Carl, would walk up the stree… https://t.co/ZxbtLWKWF7 about 1 month ago in reply to bsfinkelstein
I was then led to a desk where an older man in a much more intricate and intense-looking hazmat suit told me that m… https://t.co/UdNNBWAiKz about 1 month ago in reply to bsfinkelstein
And then, without warning, there I was, standing at ground zero for a fucking temp job. Security led me into a make… https://t.co/xmOYOBZUYu about 1 month ago in reply to bsfinkelstein