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No matter how bad things get I’ll never ask my wife for a divorce. I’ll let her know, but I won’t ask her. about 3 months ago
I’ll never trust a doctor who tells me there’s nothing wrong with me. about 3 months ago
Today I saw somebody I knew in the supermarket, somebody I actually like and I hid from them. It was the most norma… https://t.co/A1oL2ZR10S about 3 months ago
In full-on, “I dink your milkshake” from There Will Be Blood cadence me leaning over, eye to eye with my four year… https://t.co/2IuFOZ1zu1 about 3 months ago
I almost wish Trump was president just to see his Chinese balloon press conference. about 3 months ago
@AllieGoertz So sorry. about 6 months ago in reply to AllieGoertz
If this site crashes you can find me at your mom. about 6 months ago
Tomorrow is going to be a bad day. I give you permission to start smoking again. about 6 months ago
@blacksab67 @Fieldingedlow No way. Last tour perfect. End on a high. about 8 months ago in reply to blacksab67
It’s a hard day for us Sarah Paliin fans, but I’m excited to see what she fails at next! about 9 months ago