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No matter how bad things get I’ll never ask my wife for a divorce. I’ll let her know, but I won’t ask her. about 7 months ago
I’ll never trust a doctor who tells me there’s nothing wrong with me. about 7 months ago
Today I saw somebody I knew in the supermarket, somebody I actually like and I hid from them. It was the most norma… https://t.co/A1oL2ZR10S about 7 months ago
In full-on, “I dink your milkshake” from There Will Be Blood cadence me leaning over, eye to eye with my four year… https://t.co/2IuFOZ1zu1 about 7 months ago
I almost wish Trump was president just to see his Chinese balloon press conference. about 7 months ago
@AllieGoertz So sorry. about 10 months ago in reply to AllieGoertz
If this site crashes you can find me at your mom. about 10 months ago
Tomorrow is going to be a bad day. I give you permission to start smoking again. about 10 months ago
@blacksab67 @Fieldingedlow No way. Last tour perfect. End on a high. about 11 months ago in reply to blacksab67
It’s a hard day for us Sarah Paliin fans, but I’m excited to see what she fails at next! about 1 year ago